All predictions as of January 1st, 2022.

99%:

  • I will still be in love with root
  • I will still be an atheist
  • I will not have PIV sex
  • I will not grow out my hair past my shoulders
  • No draft in US

98%:

  • Biden will be inaugurated as planned
  • I will not get COVID
  • M. will not come out to me
  • I will not win NaNoWriMo
  • I will not attempt suicide
  • I will not buy a house
  • I will still intend not to have biochildren
  • No new Millennium prizes awarded

95%:

  • I will still be with root
  • I will not become the (practical or legal) guardian of any minors
  • I will not travel outside the country
  • I will get a COVID vaccine
  • I will not drink more than a symbolic amount of alcohol
  • I will not attend any protests
  • There will be at least one new herb in the Official Roster

90%:

  • I will still be a vegetarian
  • I will move at least once
  • I will not do christmas with my parents
  • I will not officially disown my parents
  • I will not get a new phone
  • I will not have to go to the ER on my own account
  • I will not get my ears pierced
  • Root will get a new job
  • Root and I will complete at least one thread
  • I will read at least one new, complete, commercially-published book
  • Hollowart remains the best site of its kind
  • I will attend at least one wedding

80%:

  • I will start T
  • I will watch at least some of the Olympics
  • I will tell my parents my name
  • I will make < 10 blog posts
  • I will get my flu shot
  • I will acquire a new emfriend
  • I will still be engaged to root
  • M. will go to college in the country
  • I will not get glasses
  • I will not have to go to the ER on anyone’s account
  • I will not do weed
  • I will not get a new primary computer
  • I will not go to Pride
  • I will not get a tattoo
  • I will have three living grandparents
  • I will attend a large unmasked indoor event
  • I will have significant body-image improvements
  • Queen of England will survive
  • Bitcoin above $5k
  • Bitcoin below $30k
  • I will still be primarily using my current primary email address
  • Legal quarantine/lockdown restrictions fully lifted in US

70%:

  • I will not get top surgery
  • I will not get a driver’s license
  • I will not acquire >100 followers on any new social media account
  • I will not have sex with any new bodies
  • I will be out at work
  • I will still identify as nonbinary
  • I will not do any major holidays with my parents
  • I will read at least one more book of the Vorkosigan Saga to root
  • Bitcoin above $8k
  • Bitcoin below $20k
  • I will not attend any funerals
  • I will no longer own any dresses
  • Not the warmest year on record

60%:

  • I will give myself an injection
  • I will get a new job
  • I will still be on all my current medications
  • I will give approximately 10% of my income to charity
  • I will see my parents in person
  • I will not meet with a therapist
  • I will get on a new phone plan
  • I will get a sleep study
  • I will not get back on speaking terms with my mom
  • I will still live in California
  • I will not get the restraining order I want
  • I will get a pet
  • I will still be working from home
  • I will go to an aquarium
  • I will still identify as androsexual
  • I will finish reading homestuck
  • I will not cut
  • I will not see a dentist
  • Root will not date anyone new
  • Bitcoin below $10k
  • Root will get top surgery
  • If root and I break up, I will be the one who does the breaking up